I went into this barber shop in downtown Prescott, Arizona one morning, run by a man named "John". He's been there for over 20 years. It's a good thing I had a lot of time to spare, because four other old "gummers" were ahead of me, and while I was watching John cut this old guy's hair, I heard him say to him,
"Did you ever hear the one about the Scotchman that came home from work, and his wife met him at the door undressed, and holding a red velvet rope?
Then she says to him,
"Tie me up, and you can do anything you want!"
"He tied her up, and then he went fishing".
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